Another one for the Calendar

"Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!" (patrickgruden) 09/28/2015 at 19:27 • Filed to: batshitbabes2015

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Batshit Calendar, that is. And it is Florida, naturally.

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LongbowMkII > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/28/2015 at 19:34

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ain’t nothing batshit about wanting to ride on a sea turtle.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > LongbowMkII 09/28/2015 at 19:38

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She didn’t ride it like a surfboard while wielding a trident as she led the charge to retake Atlantis.

She did it so wrong she must be insane.

Urambo Tauro > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/28/2015 at 19:43

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Serious thrill issues. Eyewitness reports claim that she was like, “woah...”

LongbowMkII > PanchoVilleneuve ST 09/28/2015 at 19:46

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yeah, riding one on land is just cruel.

Being a lonely boy spending the summer on the Florida coast killing time while his divorced parents bicker on the only conjoined family vacation, then somehow becoming best friends with a sea turtle and unravelling and spoiling a plot by SeaCorp to buy out the local aquarium and turn it into another theme park with a series of wacky hijinx carried out by you and your new aquatic friend, James is a totally normal and healthy mindset to have thankyouverymuch.

Agrajag > LongbowMkII 09/28/2015 at 23:04

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I’ve only one star to give.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/29/2015 at 10:50

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Meth. And booze. And meth.